Topic: Decline of the West
Just noticed this warning on the door of our toaster oven, incidentally the most hated appliance in the Gregg kitchen: “If contents ignite, keep door closed and unplug oven.”
If contents ignite? What is that? Am I supposed to stand by with an extinguisher while my English muffin is toasting?
Posted by tmg110
at 10:17 AM EST
